Of Stalactites & Phalluses

Last year I posted a column here entitled A Vagina Stone Monologue about chalcedony conchas which distinctly resemble vaginas. In the spirit of gender equality I feel compelled to give the men some equal representation here. Of course, because I have included five images of phallic-looking quartz stalactites from India I am now thus compelled in that very same spirit of gender equality to at some point post four more images of Vagina Stones to even the accounting. All of you may look forward to that coming soon to this space.

All photos by Kim Patrick Noyes (all rights reserved)