My Top 10 Nom De Guerre Choices

With the stories circulating about NFL player Michael Vick and former congressman Anthony Weiner's nom de guerres I have come to the inescapable conclusion that I need to start using a nom de guerre myself. I especially need this when arguing in online forums that climate change will reverse now that HAARP has been shut down or that Chemtrails are what is causing America's growing obesity problem or when sending images of my privates to complete strangers or when making disparaging remarks online about my slumlord landlord Mark Wiberg whom never reads this blog anyway so I'm cool talking openly about this here.

Note: by linking his blog here he'll see a surge in visits for the first time since I last linked his blog. The following are my final ten choices from which I'll choose my nom de guerre.

Please vote your preference in the comments below this post. *NOTE: Updated 4/14/17

1. Kimbucha
2. Kimchi
3. Kimbo Slice
4. Kimpossible
5. Danger Kim
6. Kiminator
7. Kimusinteruptus
8. Kimmer Abides
9. Da O.K. (Original Kim)
10. Derkimster