Sharknado Drinking Game

Tonight I watched pretty much the entirety of Syfy Channel's latest monster abomination posing as a movie entitled Sharknado, a film (and I use that word loosely) which has become a social media sensation quite literally overnight. While watching it with my buddy Mark a little while ago he suggested it would make a great drinking game and for the remainder of the movie we came up with guidelines for such a game. Below are some of the highlights (lowlights?) of our brainstorming session.

Note: any alcoholic beverage stronger than beer will induce death by alcohol poisoning given the frequency of shots of beer this game will require!

Each player must drink one shot: 

• Each instance of over-acting (okay, nevermind; that's too dangerous).
• Each instance an element from another science fiction movie is immitated. 
• Each instance a small hand-held tank the size of a fire extinguisher explodes destroying a huge tornado.
• Each instance April (Tara Reid) and Nova (Cassie Scerbo) exchange catty glances.
• Each instance Nova cocks a shotgun vertically and one-handed like she was Ellen Ripley.
• Each instance the weather dramatically changes from one camera angle to the next.
• Each instance the water level dramatically changes from one camera angle to the next.
• Each instance a shark flying through the air hits the pavement without splattering.
• Each instance the dialogue becomes disjointed and incongruous causing one to need to rewind to re-listen.
• Each instance something nonsensically explodes (automobiles, etc.).
• Each instance a shark emerges out of a storm drain or manhole.