Last Thursday night on the drive back to the
Central Coast from spending
Thanksgiving with my grandmother in
Fremont, CA, I took an after-dark pit-stop in
Salinas, CA. Why? Because it was there, and to remind me of how lucky I am to live in
Paso Robles, CA. Anywho, in addition to refueling my car and "draining my weasel" I found myself in need of a legal chemical pick-me-up. To my surprise I discovered a new-to-me (why-am-I-using-so-many-hyphens-tonight?) carbonated stimulus package that appeared to me would be more effective than
President Obama's fiscal policies. That's right, I caught glimpse of my first
Neurogasm and the very sight of it stimulated me into purchasing it. However, given my skepticism as a recovering
shopaholic I also purchased my usual low-cal/low-carb
Rockstar stimulus package knowing for certain it would work based upon past experience. That night I never got around to embibing my first stimulant soda packaged in a rocket (or is that phallic?) shaped bottle.
However, this night I finally experienced my first
Neurogasm and feeling uber-exhibitionist as I did I captured the entire encounter on camera for the edification of all.
WARNING: Those with delicate sensitivities will be offended by the following images.
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Image of a Neurogasm |
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Image of my having a Neurogasm |
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Image of me bathed in the afterglow of my Neurogasm |
First two photos by Kim Patrick Noyes. Third photo by Mark Wiberg (all rights reserved)
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