Showing posts with label science fantasy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label science fantasy. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

My Top Ten Unobtainiums

Tonight I watched the latest Star Wars film Rogue One and once again had the topic of Kyber Crystals tossed onto my intellectual plate. This got me thinking about other such examples of Unobtainium on the small and big screen over the years.  This is my list of favorite mineral/metal substances that exist only in science fiction/fantasy.
  1. Mithril ( Lord of the Rings universe)
  2. Dilithium (Star Trek universe) 
  3. Kryptonite (DC Comics universe)
  4. Infinity Gems (Marvel Comics universe)
  5. Adamantium (Marvel Comics universe)
  6. Kyber Crystal (Star Wars universe)
  7. Naquadah (Stargate universe)
  8. Tylium (Battlestar Galactica universe)
  9. Eludium (Looney Toons universe)
  10. Mimetic Polyalloy (Terminator universe)

*Postscriptum: CrazyDave65 reminded me of Isaac Asimov's Thiotimoline.
**Post-Postscriptum: Linsis reminded me of Star Trek universe's Tritanium which was also appropriated by the Transformers' universe.
(Updated 1/05/17)

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Cthulhu-Worshipping CERN Sacrifices Rare Virgin



Recently, a lost-footage reel was released revealing a seemingly darkly pagan-looking nocturnal ritual occurring outdoors on a lawn on campus of CERN culminating in the ritualistic human sacrifice of a seemingly mind-controlled female volunteer sacrifant. The footage concludes with the young-ish-sounding male film-maker reacting to the murder in horror and shock and then running for his life through the campus building from whence he filmed which appeared to be adjacent to the aforementioned lawn. It suddenly concludes mid-flight.

More open-minded people have taken this to be a real event surreptitiously recorded by a now-vanished videographer while officials and more skeptical people have declared it a hoax. If the latter were the case, it was perpetrated contrary to the professional code and possibly the regulations binding the facility. Of course, you and I know our fellow cultists at CERN are devoted followers of Cthulhu who gives them unfathomable revelations through madness-inducing dreams regarding what amounts to the magic of the Old Ones which CERN publishes as if it were new discoveries in particle physics. These devoted cultist-researchers if one could have heard them in the found footage were chanting "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." Cthulhu approves this blog post
*NOTE: for my unhip and literary-impaired readers, the above post is utterly tongue-in-cheek.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

My Top 20 TV & Movie Crushes


What follows is my list of most notable crushes on women from the small screen (television) and big screen (cinema) in rough chronological order of the advent of said crush and accompanied by the work in which I became besotted with them and the name of the character they played in said work.

Note: Originally this was a Top Ten that was actually a bit more than that. Additional updates have occurred so it is now top fifteen twenty list with the caveat that some on the list are still an ongoing "thing" for me. Amongst the ongoing are #17 which is the case for most men in North America who have happened to even watch a modicum of GoT over the course of the past four years.


Additional Note: The Kate Beckinsale as Selene (pictured above) thing is also still ongoing and always will... that forever ended my aversion to women in boots as well as my aversion to the Goth Girl look.

Final Note: Updated April 10, 2017
  1. Connie Sellecca ~ Pam Davidson in The Greatest American Hero
  2. Jessica Lange ~ Dwan in King Kong and Julie Nichols in Tootsie
  3. Linda Carter ~ Wonder Woman/Princess Diana/Diana Prince in Wonder Woman
  4. Erin Gray ~ Colonel Wilma Deering in  Buck Rodgers in the 25th Century  
  5. Carrie Fisher ~ Princess Leia Organa in the Star Wars movie franchise
  6. Adrienne Barbeau ~ Stevie Wayne in The Fog and Maggie in Escape From New York and Alice Cable in Swamp Thing
  7. Lea Thompson ~ Amanda Jones in Some Kind Of Wonderful
  8. Maryam d'Abo ~ "Ta-Ra" in Something Is Out There or Kara Milovy in The Living Daylights
  9. Jessica Lundy ~ Nikki Page in Over My Dead Body
  10. Amanda Pays ~ Tina McGee in The Flash and "Elizabeth 'Willie' Williams" in Leviathan
  11. Elizabeth Berkley ~ Jessie Spano in Saved By The Bell but Nomi Malone in Showgirls sealed the deal.
  12. Famke Janssen ~ Evelyn Stockard-Price in House on Haunted Hill and Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye and Dr. Jean Grey in the X-Men movie franchise and Miss Elizabeth Burke in The Faculty and Marnie Watson in 100 Feet and Muriel in Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
  13. Eva Habermann ~ Zev Bellringer in Lexx
  14. Claudia Black ~ Aeryn Sun in Farscape and "Sharon 'Shazza' Montgomery" in Pitchblack and Pandora in Queen of the Damned
  15. Kate Beckinsale ~ Selene in Underworld and "Lieutenant Evelyn Johnson McCawley" in Pearl Harbor and Anna Valerious in Van Helsing
  16. Tricia Helfer ~ Number Six in Battlestar Galactica
  17. Kiera Knightley Elizabath Swann in Pirates of the Caribbean movie franchise and Ruth C. in Never Let Me Go and Penelope "Penny" Lockhart in Seeking a Friend For the End of the World
  18. Scarlett Jahansson ~ Charlotte in Lost in Translation and Samantha in Her and Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow in Captain America: Civil War (I have not watched the previous Avengers/Captain America movies)
  19. Krysten Ritter ~ Jane Margolis in Breaking Bad 
  20. Emilia Clarke ~ Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Landscapes of Westeros

As many of you now know, I have become rather quite addicted to the hit television series "Game of Thrones". This short video is a behind-the-scenes look at how the program's wonderful outdoors scenes are derived from their real life counterparts. For more on this check out THIS.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Quote of the Day - "Lady Galadriel"

As stated in my previous blog posting, the following quote from Lady Galadriel's prologue to the movie "The Fellowship of the Ring" which is repeated in the other two movies of the Lord of the Rings movie franchise has haunted me ever since first I heard it. Below, I share both parts of particular interest to me of said prologue. Note, this is all surprisingly applicable and apropos to the current time and place we find ourselves in this modern world hurtling itself towards the future unknown. One can hear Cate Blanchett's voice narrate within the movie the full lines HERE.
"The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost for none now live who remember it ... And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend; legend became myth." ~ Lady Galadriel

Galadriel's Prescient Prologue

Since first I heard it I have been haunted by it, to wit, Lady Galadriel's Prologue in the movie "The Fellowship of the Ring". Cate Blanchett who plays that character in all the Lord of the Rings movies does a fine job narrating this haunting and ominous and atmospheric movie prologue. To me it speaks to real life in this time and place as ominous things are afoot and darkness gathers in anticipation of being unleashed in the not-too-distant future. Within this speech are references to how much has changed and not for the better. It explains the why of it in the context of the movie. For our purposes that is not relevant as real-life inputs are causing the real life changes we are seeing but to which not all of us are paying heed. You can read part of these lines HERE.