A Gentle Giant

Still-frame of security camera footage of the harmless, big lug Michael Brown playfully robbing a convenience store a short time before Brown earned the prestigious Darwin Award for his inspired performance assaulting a white police officer (which is code for "racist"). As I type this, parts of Ferguson, MO, are being spiritedly burned in exhuberant protest of the  injustice dealt to the zero, er, hero Michael Brown for whom his killer repeatedly smashed his face (the cop's own)  into Brown's fist.