Today Donald Trump was inaugurated as 45th President of the United States. Tonight I arrived home to find this on my kitchen counter. My buddy/slumlord/neighbor/brother-by-another-mother Mark had ironically and sarcastically purchased some bottles of this in recent weeks in order to have fun with it with various friends which he certainly did. The 2014 Trump Meritage Monticello Red Wine blend possesses a loudly bombastic nose immediately followed by audaciously cyrillic notes of populist pandering and obdurate self-promotion, midtones of banal narcissism with pussy-grabbing musky elements, and an insufferably long-winded and overstated finish. Photo by Kim Patrick Noyes (all rights reserved).