Romantic Litmus Test #1: Pakalu Papito

Any woman who is to be my Soul Mate and One & Only must necessarily not only "get" this but also find it as funny as I do. Otherwise, "we" just won't work. Also, if I have to explain that this is not really narrated by Morgan Freeman, but rather is an intentionally goofy imitation of Freeman then "we" are a non-starter.