Monday, April 29, 2013
Rule #1 Of Burglary: Cardio!
Recently a small family-owned market and deli (Kent's Meats & Grocery) in Redding, CA, was attacked overnight by an obese would-be burglar wearing pajamas who was clearly not an apex-predator when it comes to burglary. Below is the raw CCTV security footage of the incident. Below that is the clever and hilarious television commercial created from that footage. Notice the perpetrator trip over a concrete tire block as he escapes following freaking out from the activation of the burglar alarm resulting from his throwing a rock at the front window. He actually seems surprised the alarm activated!