Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Great Quack, er, Quake Prophecy

I feel so left out since God didn't reveal this directly to me and I live so much closer (the area code given is for most of New Mexico). I suppose this person could end up being right if the old adage "even a broken clock gives correct time twice a day" comes into play.  Courtesy of the San Luis Obispo Tribune Friday, August 3, 2012, edition.

6 comments:

  1. Good luck and give your god a beer for me when you see him.

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  2. OMG. ROFLMAO (with tears coming out of my eyes!)

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  3. To quote Benjamin Franklin: "Beer is proof God loves man and wants him to be happy." God already has all the beer and simply gives it to Mankind! :-p

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  4. Well whoever it was thought enough of the prophecy to put an ad in the newspaper. Idon't know what ads cost there in CA but in Houston an ad like that would cost about $1,500. Remember Cassandra.. she was doomed to prophesy but never be believed. Who knows? God used dreams in the Bible quite often. Yes there are quacks but ...again. Who knows? Allison

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  5. I put this ad in your paper as a serious warning for everyone in that area. If this quake does not occur by this month of august 2012 it will still come to pass there i beleive. The time of the quake is not certain to me ,but the quake is. I have never missed a prediction as far as one coming to pass.Be wise ,and be warned! Bill Ford, Ruidoso New Mexico.

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  6. Bill, with the incredibly generalized and "safe" wording you utilize in your prophesy there is a 100% probability of what you said being right. Indeed, that could be said for any segment of any large fault anywhere in the world. Ergo, if an earthquake of a particular size does not occur within a certain region within a certain time then it will nonetheless happen there someday eventually. Gosh, really? Some prophet you are!

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