"I acknowledged my sin to you and my iniquity have I not hidden. I said "I will confess my transgressions to the Lord" and you forgave my sin. For this shall everyone that is godly pray unto you in a time when you may be found. Surely when it is too late and the shit hits the fan you will not be found." ~ Psalms 32:5-6
*NOTE: This translation is known as the Kimicus Ad Absurdum.